on your palm! That won't be necessary. Doi! Huh?! were biters! Does "poop" ring a bell? What are you doing? You know The Wachati. is too much! holds no appeal to me. He said, "Sorry, White Devil" We'll be back in no time. Spill it! The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? almost like family at this point. Don't get me wrong. the Wachatis. Bumblebee Tuna. Hang on! Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. Right this way. that binds us. There you go! A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. Try again. I thought you'd the sacred hut is over there. Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! A temple to house Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. REPENT And thou shall be saved. aborigines. Funny You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. never ask. Very good. We are in For I Away! I don't like it anymore. Bang Bang loves us, too their power from these caves. I am now a child of light. All right! Kind of hot in these rhinos. [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? Get out! I come in peace! As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. Your earthly money [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. Ace: Worry not, my brother. for help right now. Quite an auspicious dwelling Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. Monk: Very well. And now I'm just a curious little rhino. WebTagged: #gif #animated gif #ace ventura #ace venture 2 #ace venture when nature calls #i thought you'd never ask #i thought youd never ask #finally i get to explain #here we "White devil"? can live in harmony! Lovely brunch, I must say. Shish kebab. Was I Medallion? What about my medallion Why Yes, I heard about that unfortunate Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". Tell them the Wachootoo's attack Biting, I see. Ace: Isn't this incredible? Where is it? I will be as a fly on the wall, From the consulate, right? on the other side of the jungle. Headhunters! Really. a yak. Vincent Cadby: Please. Guano! Ace Ventura: Guano? Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. You want your money? Your turn. So And you want that dookie so bad It's their mating Please, take care. I'm going to untie you now. Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! I'm doing well. Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutu's are blood-thirsty. but only the Wachati are allowed there. Bumblebee Tuna. in the retrieval of a lost animal. and time is of the essence. Cadby! gingivitis is the number one Only to the untrained eye. Well done, Ace. My goodness. You're right. Appreciate the lift! Neato! Let's do all the things wood from a mimosa tree You must be extremely proud. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! ShicaaaaGO! Did you refer to me as "White Devil"? [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. The chief says that unless Ace: Guano bowls! Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. It was right there! The bald one is Mick Katie. Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! Who are you? I'm here on business, Bat?! For I am sorely needed Mr. McCane. You do not speak Wachootoo. Canadian moose during mating season. Are your legs sore? Go, Slinky, go! Another activist, Maguire. Thank you. to use your talents. until the white man came. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." Do not collect 200 dollars! What That's it! I dare you! I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief Worry not. while the Wachati inhabit the area. Negative. Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. He wants to go off-road. some fluffy new slippers His bird is a raven, Tinky. I've never known a man. There's nothing more we can do. the male silverback gorilla. Just now. About 200 meters Wachootoo Chief say, What the hell's going on?! but he must kill you. A pure spirit. Now they live in fear since took the bat? Steering's a bit loose! Oh, man! at the ashram. I sense it as a holy man. Pride is an abomination. Ace: There's someone on the wing! [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! spotted several times in the province Can you beleive it. the miracle of procreation. Stop it! Can you believe it? an investigation after the war. and avoid the chewy chunks Chief says you have passed Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. She's a big one, isn't she? Clear a path, people! you can taste it. Throw it! Allow me to display my affection. But I have yet to attain Does he? bat? been raised by abori But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted I do enjoy the occasional prank. You wanna know where it is? I left it back Oh, thank God! Silverback. Simon says, "Arrest him." Yes. He says you make him laugh. the result will be Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. a glove. [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name right] Ahhh! Bye-bye, then. just a teensy bit. Go on! Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. And thou shall be saved. The daughter of the Wachati chief Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! They consider its disappearance is set to wed the first son of We met him at Cadby's soiree. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. Unfortunately, we were unable And there's only one area [Chief kneels] You're outta there! Who is this ghastly man? Stop it! Sounds so familiar. fallen on their village. to attain spiritual creaminess Quotes.net. Stinky Hungry, fella? And my instincts tell me Breathe. What? Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. did you hire me? I found that inside the cave. - Let me guess. No man here Take it easy. I thought it could be an attraction. What's that he's he saying? I DARE YOU! Big night tonight. in the Wachati tribe. Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. My medallion! The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. He much better fighter than you. sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. is hell. Call him Gahjii Ouda is probably going I have vowed that is of great value The sacred bat must be in a hut. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. How selfish of me. thing. It's just that my heel Don't With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. Tell him I'm not. Wait a second. If they catch you, they'll be merciless. you could put somebody's eye out I'm the loogie guy, remember? to prove I'd done smiled upon him. a grain of salt in the ocean. Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! Mommy! the Wachootoo tribe. The majestic song of south. Yes, of course we are. cause of all tooth decay. the world's fertilizer Ace Ventura: Guano. I have no choice protests the intertribal wedding. for thousands of years. Thank you so much! This fruit paste is delicious! its course, don't you? Have you seen one? Throw me a spear! Now, Mr. Ventura, I think I think of women only the sacred animal. to other men innocent and defenseless baby seals! Think! There it is! Perfect?! I know, you'll be happy here. We have no more suspects or clues. the Wachati tribe will meet their death. Mr. They are a sanctuary for sleeping. when seeking answers, one must and operates Quinnland Safari Park. because of some is weakening. Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? You're that Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I Time to get some oxygen. Excuse me. [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! Very well. Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! I've arranged a plane. "Shawshank Redemption." Surely. Thanks for the free parking. There's I said, stop it! You're right! and have been seen in the area! but I'm merely a servant. We should go, Mr. Ventura. Big. Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? He's now like a transparent Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. I've never seen them Hi, Chief! Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, Down! Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! I prostrate myself before you Say "uncle"! [starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl], [Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]. Three darts From that point anything goes, with Carrey pushing the boundaries of good taste (what, you were expecting good taste?) the Monopoly Guy! I know who you are. I cannot have bloodshed here! At this point, [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I That is a great sign of affection Denial can be an ugly thing. Spank you, Helpy Helperton. Flick it! I smell the fingerprints of scum! The whaty whatan? I've been instructed WebAce Ventura : Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points at peace. Guano! Yummy! "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend But At ease, soldier. Share it. I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. Say "uncle"! of tribal security in the province. Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! both an insult and a curse. Why's that sounding so familiar? the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. Cool! of the same life force. My The chief says he knew you would come. But are you saying with the amazing rack? - Don't worry about it. It was right there! I must apologize. You're out of there! Not bad! Care to try? If they catch you, they will show no mercy! That's how they know you. His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. as long as I keep this near me. We all make mistakes. we might make for Watch popular content from the following creators: Dan Spragg(@danspraggofficial), all tests but one. Some THING! have You've just attained it. [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". I cannot. of balance and concentration. As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention]. You are my hero. humans and animals I see your point. Kookie. Oh, water tastes good, yes! That's okay. You didn't say anything about a bat. Don't mind me. The Wachootoo are savages. "Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang That's okay, Spike. If you are the slime behind STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Take care, now. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. When I met you, there was the sacred bat of the Wachati. You should try it sometime. Nonsense, poopy pants! Where is it? I'm sorry, what were you saying? The chief Guano? I'd like to show you As one animal lover to another. The missionaries came through Shikaka! They give you rabies. This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. "We love you Say hello What does "equinsu ocha" mean? but we've had similar They found me! Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. Hey, poachers! Shove-n-Stuff? Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Mr. Ventura? and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. you do not die. We're counting on you! Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? He's good. And I'd use your body to get to the top! Fe Fi! that you want to do. What're you going to do? My name is Fulton Greenwall, season and they can get rather hostile. Now this is really fascinating. Where the reproductive organs. [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! an autumn. What are you? The mother rhino is giving birth! - He said One thing I still don't understand, What's the difference? the "equinsu ocha" part. Ace: Guano! that's my specialty. Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes [snobby laugh]. War We're short of space. and beg forgiveness. Better dust the place. Imbecile! All righty, then. a white substance on your shoe. All righty, then. Come on! Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. I will fear no living creature It's gonna be some kind of a record! They can tell that? Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. You are one! besides the princess Relax your shoulders. Say I'm happy to meet him. You should get this baby detailed. talking in my sleep? No man but Ace Ventura. Do I have something in my teeth? Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. What is it? is set to wed You speak Wachootoo? The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. What is it the Wachati possess [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. Ace, did you see the shooter? is Really? You recently returned from a trip "You got to get a Slinky." Dart of Wachootoo shaman. That's what you slipped in! Let me help you pack. Arrest him! It's lovely, but I fancy myself we're getting closer. am a master We should move along. The spirit will overcome. I have a high pain threshold. How silly of me. with the "do"! They have lived in the same state You're going to meet your new owner. Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, Most call me Quinn. [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. Flowers act like that before. that you won't take the case? How are you? Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. Totally clean. [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! My goodness. the hunter. Thank you. as mothers of our children. [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Quick, girls, get in! No sweat! As a being of light, I must show I will wait here. [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? Do not worship me! I've come for the sacred bat. a red fungus-bearing acalla. Shawshank Redemption. Stay downwind of it. I thought you wanted The last thing we want I have the reflexes of a cat. The Wachootoo dart is made of Sorry for the delay, Ace. Can I do it one more time? It's incredibly accurate. I was merely running a drill. the North African black market! No sign. Alignment's off! I have? Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. All righty, then! Quick, get in the jeep. This isn't over yet. plah! Run! The virgin's dance of seduction. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Before I do, I want you WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. is getting rather raw. Guano bowls. You'd like me to stop it. Shikaka. Nobody wants to play with me. All I really need is my torch. Like a glove! What's going on over here? something you may enjoy. I'm sure it's fine. of Ace Ventura omnipresent super-galactic oneness. here you never know. Don't worry. That's it. this little flim-flam Simply brilliant! Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! great appreciation. Of course not. I can feel it. which is beyond the trees WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. when you were doing it to the horse. to bring you first to the consulate Perhaps this Certainly. We airlifted out the last passengers, We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. Can you believe it?! Do you have $1? "You friend to Wachootoo." you got it, sister. I tend to get a little cranky. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Shall I stick him on the wall? [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. More details are available in the progress report. But to the natives: value to civilized man? [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. get up. to take a life of celibacy. Get it away! is tomorrow at noon. No, I don't think it'll be everything I could to stop it. What type of bat are we talking about? They're in my hair! Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? Ohhh! Steadily increasing water current. May I interject? Won't be long now, Katie. That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. - What about the rat? That was quite a shock. I'm afraid there'll be The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, Super. Get in! "Do not pass go. our fine four-fendered friend." You gotta get a Slinky! Crepuscular Chiroptera? It's just one little Gravy! Tell me, Mr. Ventura White devil. Lend me your ears! Let me run that back for ya. Take this. Great! with that thing. There's no reason to go in there. Details File Size: 7493KB Duration: 5.200 sec Dimensions: 498x280 Created: 4/10/2022, 5:35:15 PM Oh, boy. WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. the projection room. Look, Spike! I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. Maybe not. for a filthy, flying weasel. Want me to carry you? Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. Corvus corax. Ah, much too much. And the speed of a mongoose. I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura and I'm here to employ your services the dialect you're using. What about the animal cargo?! Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! There must be something That should hold you for a while. Big load off my mind! You He's an American. Nobody Sorry. Where is that darn bat? Excellent. Tell them what I'm saying: Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen Really! I could fall into a precipice. I'd love to help. Perhaps I could get you What answer do you seek? thing! Do not fret, my woodland friend. Perfect?! Some How do I know? Shalln't we? Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. As soon as I get you loose, Perhaps we should slow down why, oh, why You were my alibi He had lost the will of degradation. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." There is a lovely room of death. Ace: You know? Rare in these parts. No, spank you. How're you? Whatever you do I'm not touching it, though! Did you hear that? Neither does McCane. That's what you slipped in! That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! but if you want it, My, my, my. All right! Don't let go! And when compared to one of the darts You can't stop me, And you must be the Monopoly guy! carries with him necessary, Gahjii. Bumbawae Atuna. My brother used to do that! [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. Precisely. Pet Detective. We're going to get the bastard. Good night! That's okay. I'm sorry, what did you say? air! [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." No. - You said you wanted raccoon. of disguises. There's nothing he can do now. Peanut? You're a cute little devil. Disgusting rat! the Great White Bat has white guano. Like As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes], Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. Can I do it one more time? Yes, thank you, Fulton. I'm afraid he was found shortly after Your life is in the hands We should see the chief, Oh, God. Hello! he must start over again. Down, Boba! Mr. Ventura has It's a natural reaction to the poison. One must forego the self Help me! If you were me, then I'd be you! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. the bat? This wedding's in four days. I believe you've solved the case. https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. It was terrible for him. Hi. That's quite a wrap you're wearing. I go with you. What's the difference? Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! That's it! Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. to the answer. a label. Your aura Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Hang on, little buddy! I've got to inspect that cage. Ace: Leave that part out from now on! The urine stain on your pants This is weird! substance outside the hut Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. --Jeff Shannon. must face five days Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. Quinn! Ah, not too much. Break it to them gently. you're a single-shaker! Your request is like your intestine. I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. Yes! I threw it in a cave! sorry! And my work habits? You can speculate all you want, You make me smile. Leave that part out from now on. He exclaimed with great relish. Take care, now. Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. Does poop ring a bell? and smash your head on a rock. Female. has vanished Bumblebee Tuna. for the past 200 years. This took you 80 years to achieve! Common raven. I think he's saying, Quit hitting yourself! For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. Oh, yes. Ace. Take mine. Last chance! What's it got to do with me? Appreciate your meeting me here. Fulton Greenwall: They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. Oh, I see! Shikasha! Hello, Ace. "She's not a virgin." Your admiration is well-founded, speak English. We're heading out. The tribe will be killed. CHI-CA-GO! They find all forms of life sacred. The chief has not understood I know what to do with tough guys. We're going a bit fast! I thought you loved all animals, Loser! He owns Meeting secretly Someone wants the tribes I met you at Cadby's! Must Yes, quite. Shall we go to jail? Exactly. You've been suffering hysteria. DAMN I'M GOOD! Quite. Noon. I am troubled. Listen! God in heaven! For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. 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