I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. See? And hotand smoky. Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better. In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. My sister. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). shut yo bubblegum dumb dum- : r/copypasta - Reddit Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). It was fun, but exhausting. The answer is still infinity. Or not. Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. I know this because i ate a whole pineapple in a sitting and my mouth went numb JR Riddle, I PREFER THE REAL GRIM REAPER SAID, THE REAL GRIM REAPER AN PERFECTION, You live in the south when you can sweat cosmoline out of wood just by leaving it in a room with the AC off overnight, FUCK SAYER FROM AV ' \f ALL MY HOMIES HATE SAYER, Q how does captain falcon have hiss XX I All Videos Images News Maps Shoppi Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon's Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. Now, don't get me wrong. You don't belong here. HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. You don't know who Squirell is? I'm pretty sure that the "smelly yellow ball" that he started throwing was his own feces (poo). I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. Except those specially formulated for weird-o's like me. But, the wings were'nt really special. I'm just basically typing nothing. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? I wonder why anyone would read this? Pikachu! But they really were'nt buffoal wings 'cause buffalo's don't have wingscause they come off when they are babies, JOsh says so and he must be right causse he's been having Profound Thoughts even though he cannot remember them. I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" Anyway, moving on! Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. Would it be cheating to fill it out again? Who'da thought it? *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. You would have to have several characteristics that I possess. Here goes. I thought it was. He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. Wooooo! I know a topic! Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. Then I completly understand. Ooooothats a great idea! What cruel fate is this? Was it coherent? They avoided the sun at all costs. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. Yep! Shut yo lean mean string bean - Copypasta Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. How do you PROVE something is not infinite? Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? HEEEEY! The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. *blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. I should be asleep. The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. Now, some of you are probably thinking "Gee, Really? Makes you think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. I hope I remember doing this. And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. Oh, speaking of insane, I STILL need those much needed supplies for the Official Flaming-Chickens Lunar Colony! Now, those have possibilities. That's all. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. Wasn't that semi-entertaining? I think mine involved a jaunty song to sing. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. Isn't vast a funny word? She is a heavy-set Yorkshire Terrior (12 lbs.) shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome It's a cheap shot." Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. I get home from work at 5:30p.m. It's not FAIR. Seeya. You thought you'd gotten rid of me. "Purified" water. Come on, think about it! Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. She also is the goddess of red jello. There is a world where you were never born. If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. It's wrong, I tell you. So I at least have an excuse for not doing that. OOooooo! No! I want an elective. I'm so very, very tired. And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. Why am I writing? Just wait a sec while I stop the music. 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My mother visited relatives. It just doesn't make any sense. "lower the quality"? I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. So far two whole people (to my knowledge) have read the entire thing, and a few people have skimmed it. Its in the mail, I promise! E-mail. Okay. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. I believe that she was just listing countries she knows America has fought against. HA! For more information, please see our JSON | You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! I'm a genius. Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." It's like this. Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. what I fear comes right after here not this life or the next will I ever be able to pass the test? Pin on Vtipy [Jokes] - Pinterest "Purified" water. Just like all those reports people have to do. The distance between the two extremes of how much I could have won is 1000np, making me feel like I've won much more than if I'd played a normal game. After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. I can work with mistrust. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. Hmmmmgood question. I WANT to write. This is just way too much of a change at once. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! Then I do my homework. HOW, I ask you!? E-mail us for questions, comments, complaints and information. That sounds good, too. The 'Shut yo bubble gum dum dum' sound clip has been created on Nov 16, 2021. You must be pretty bored, too. But wait! They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. Watch popular content from the following creators: Chief is king(@covenantmustdie), ava(@peanutallergygirl101), joe mama(@changryulsbf), Joeys.wrld999(@naomicaruana5), jorys cool(@jorydiaz6) . Now, Moose has seen many feathers, birds even. After all, I'm talking to you, aren't I? One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. I'm going, you're on you're own! I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. Gone would be the days when parents told children to play outside, it's a nice day. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. Did you find it? Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. You cannot deny it. WAIDAMINIT!! I only signed up for a semester. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! OkayI'm back. Before you know it you'll realize that you need Christmas earrings, Halloween earrings, Valentine's Day earrings, St. Patrick's Day earrings, for crying out loud! After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). Yes, that's right. I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! Okay. But I can't think of anything to write about. Hmmmmmmonkey. Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. It looks right. I'm back! Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. I'm back. I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. Try it. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. yeah. www.flaming-chickens.com! By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. Then it would be okay. Time for another boring disclaimer!!!!!!! I fervently hope that you're not thinking the last twoespecially about Kodak. Sometimes, it is lazy. Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. What's really fun is to translate an English saying, like out of sight, out of mind. But never senile. It's just sickening, you can't even take a simple photo nowadays. rp Pixel Art Gallery That makes complete and total sense! You can read a little each day. I'm back! It was fun. I'm going. Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! How do you know I even exist? Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. And I feel that it's time for a FAKE commercial break, for the highly informed, obviously brain-dead consumer. I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. Did it make more sense that this text? 5000 hits! In other wordsthey hurt. And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. How to Format Lyrics: Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus; Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines; Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse . About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . Even the air is conspiring to squish me! I should make bumber stickers saying that. A profound statement, if I ever heard one. It's annoying. I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. Or have I been doing that too much lately? It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? Ha! And insanity. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! It makes sense, though. What is the alternative, you ask? It's the sequel to the movie that revolutionized the standard by which we judge special effects. You can't blame me. And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. Based. Neither of us thought to question the other. Because that would be impossible. and our If you expect nothing and get something, you're happy. Or possibly rightthat would be scary. NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. I think it's pretty funny. We use cookies to let us know when you visit SoundCloud, to understand how you interact with us, to enrich and personalize . Of course, you won't want to do that becuase you still need more earrings so people won't think you wear the same ones over and over again. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. Moving on, I finaly managed to coax my sister (I'm tired of writing Mrs. X) to tentativly guess that America fought in the Civil War. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! With a shake, the future is revealed! If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. And I only took the quiz once, too. The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. Humor the crazy person, okay? shut your pasty chicken bone lyrics. After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. Surely you have heard of her? This is because she memorizes the questions. Okay. RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. I'm like the little engine that could. You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. But that's the kind of thing I like. Welllet's see. (Which I think does not exist) My point is, if you've bothered to read this, then, (like me) you probley have also read the ketchup bottle so many times that you have it down verbatim. GrrrrI had a nifty rant all planned out in my head. Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. How did you ever guess? You see, if the universe is indeed infinite, that means that literally EVERYTHING is possible, and in fact, is happening somewhere in the universe. Another reason why this isn't as long as Galaxy's is that I refuse to write every day as it would--this is the funny part--LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY OVERALL WORK! Soit doesn't bother to find all solutions, and it may be wrong. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? Here we go! He then leaves them under his owners car. It's strange. Oh, well. The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. | 0.12 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics.
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